Player of the week - Didier Drogba 17 points

Chelsea goal machine....yeah, yeah, yeah.......unplayable at his best.........yeah, yeah yeah......it's just a shame that he's such an insufferable prima dona.

The first week of the A/CSC provided a sharp kick in the balls to any manager like myself who refuses to pick players that that they wouldn't happily save from the Black Hole of Calcutta when Diddums Drogba stole 3 pieces of candy from the backward children of West Bromwich.

With luck, if today's transfer speculation is to be believed, Drogba's over-inflated head will be turned by the attentions of Jose Mourinho at Real Madrid. Fingers crossed for sulk, player strike and eventual transfer away from the Premier League!

We can all dream.

Diddums is incensed by Manager Barrett/Griffiths refusal to pick him.